me: so houston’s gonna be like a real big city and not like a fake big city?
me: like new york or chicago?
boyfriend: if the economy keeps going the way it is, yes.
me: like london, paris, milan?
boyfriend: this isn’t rupaul’s drag race.
oh here we go: celine dion made it back on the headlines with some crazy batshizz stuff. given how strongly the public is reacting to the death of whitney houston, celine’s statements are bound to land her in some hot water.
but let’s be honest here: we’re all thinking the same thing. she is just saying it out loud. what’s more, she’s saying it from a perspective of a mother who’s tried very hard to conceive. naturally, seeing a mother skirt her motherly duties because of drugs is going to hit a little closer to home with her. granted, now may not have been the time to be saying it. in fact, the time would have been 10 years ago…in a private conversation with whitney herself. not now. not so soon after her death.
but it’s celine dion–she arm claps. she says the word “lurve” and actually means it. she has a workout video (not really). simply, she is the best singer in the world. remember when she cried on larry king about sending kayaks, cash, blood and… cheese whiz? i don’t think she meant any harm or offense. in fact, she seems to actually have a lot of respect for whitney:
she just got caught up in all the whitney-ness of it all. and while we all pretend to have actually had concern for whitney all these years when in fact, we all made fun of her erratic behavior, celine chose to turn something tragic into something to learn from. and if that doesn’t work, she’s french canadian. give her a break.
so now i leave you with one of whitney’s songs:
boyfriend and i are watching the gilmore girls and lorelai just said “i had a flagellation to go to.”
boyfriend turns to me and goes “she had a farting party to go to?!?”
me: why don’t you call me “sweetie”?
boyfriend: i’ll call you “squishy.” squishy!
boyfriend: squishy! it’s just like “sweetie” but with a “qui”
me: and a “shh”!!!
i just saw this on hellcats and i knew it was her instantly. haha this video has the funniest twist
and i’ve officially dubbed her rihanna beta
or a scaredy-dog. it started raining really hard here earlier this evening and dobby hid under the snuggie because of the thunder. i think i have one of the cutest dogs in the world!
i can’t really tell whether to get angry or laugh or give up eating ice cream
man if this is what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedrooms, then indeed they shouldn’t have any rights. AT ALL.
me and rey watching kimora lee simmons’ life in the fab lane
me: she looks more asian than i do
rey: well she’s half asian
me: well i’m full asian
rey: but she’s full asian of that kind. they’re more asian
i look at rey all stupid
rey: this is what asian people are