me: so houston’s gonna be like a real big city and not like a fake big city?
boyfriend: yeah
me: like new york or chicago?
boyfriend: if the economy keeps going the way it is, yes.
me: like london, paris, milan?
boyfriend: this isn’t rupaul’s drag race.
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